I’m going to attempt to change my life. Wanna watch?
I’m a 44 year old female software developer near Washington, DC, trying to be a grown up and get healthy. Now, I’m not real sure about the whole growing-up thing, but there are a lot of changes I’d like to make to this, the second half of my life.
First half was pretty good. I’ve got two amazing daughters, and I live with an insane Englishman in a house full of animals. So it seems important to make the second half good as well.
Here’s a picture of me holding up the tower of Pisa. See that? It’s my wine baby. I’ve been pregnant for 7 years now. At this point, I think I’ll give birth to an aged oak Chardonnay, so it’s time to get rid of that sucker: